Number of weeks unemployed: 8
Number of resumes sent out in that time: oodles
Number of interviews achieved in that 8 week timeframe: Zero. Nada. Zilch.
Number of interviews just scored for coming 2 weeks: 2
Number of those two jobs I actually recall applying for: 1
Chances of doing well in an interview when I can’t recall anything about the position: Probably slim
Number of tests passed to get to the interview stage of the other position: 2
Chances of doing well in an interview for the other position which I really really really really want: Probably slim too… but please keep your fingers crossed!
Old Blue Socks 
You’ll do great! Stay positive!
Wishing you the best of luck!
You know we are rooting for you! It WILL happen for you.
Oh yay!!! Two interviews. Yes, fingers toes arms legs crossed, and good karma is flying north as we speak. Great news!
well wishes from me to you