Something You Don’t Know About Me #4

I am married to someone hopelessly addicted to waxing machinery.  It is not at all uncommon for someone from the ‘hood to say, “Oh… you live where the guy is always waxing the car.”  It doesn’t end at the car, people.  The man waxes the lawn mower.  Seriously.

Now this, in itself, is probably not necessarily a bad thing.  I mean, we probably have the most protected machinery paint in the province.  Easily.  Unless of course you fear aliens.  Which is an entire other matter…

Because I’ve only just discovered if you type our address into Google maps and zoom in as close as you can, the shiniest freaking thing in the entire satellite picture is sitting in my driveway.  Behold…


Now, I ask you… if you were an alien just cruising around the atmosphere, wouldn’t you head for the shiniest thing out there?  His car is a freaking beacon to extraterrestrials!  I want to go out there and throw a tarp over it!  Maybe with some subtle writing on it like “Nothing is glowing here! Keep flying, big fella!”  Crop circles probably started with a big shiney tractor and a farmer with an addiction to waxing, you know.  I’m just saying.


2 Responses to “Something You Don’t Know About Me #4”

  1. 1 Tanya November 13, 2008 at 2:13 am

    That is hilarious!

  2. 2 Janet November 13, 2008 at 10:35 am

    That made me laugh out loud. Google maps can’t find my house. We’re too far in the boonies.

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