So, while “song choice” is apparently key, it seems to me that a lot of contestants this year almost got the judges blessing to sing the phone book. And it bugged me to no end. I know it’s over for this season, but what do you think the judges would do if a contestant really did come out and sing it? Would they finally stop overusing the statement???
Of course, it would have to be the phone book of a very small place or they’d never remember the lyrics, but maybe when they were done Randy could be all, “Listen up! Listen up! Yo, Dawg, you could even sing a real song!”
And Paula could agree with everything Randy said and add something confusing and fit for media speculation like, “Oh you look great tonight, and I could just pop you in the toaster and eat you for breakfast!”
Then Simon could say “Now I don’t want to be rude, but you sang that like bad karaoke at a wedding where even the bride was ugly.”
Just a thought.
And is it a sign that I’m going to be having a rather confused day if I woke up actually thinking about this stuff rather than what I need to be doing today?
Old Blue Socks 
At the doctor’s office this morning, one of the nurses was running late because she was upset about the wrong David winning. So one of the doctors left the message on her computer that “David Cook REALLY ROCKS.” In really big letters, six lines. Filled up the screen. She was not amused.
Working the drop off line this morning I heard one girl greet another girl by saying “David Cook won!! Squeeeeeeeeee!!”
I think there were one or two of us who went to bed thinking about American Idol 🙂
LOL! I’ve had some similar thoughts. Just not as funny as the way you put it.