1. Dora the Explorer has a head that is bigger than her shoulders.
(How hard would it be to dress a kid like that? Maybe that’s why she rarely changes her clothes?)
2. “High fashion models” walk like they have to go pee.
(The wiggle and step slightly over the the position of the opposite foot thing… think about it some time.)
3. If you are having bad dreams it is because you are sleeping on the wrong side of the pillow.
(I haven’t actually tried this one out, but it does sound like a logical conclusion nonetheless.)
4. It’s probably a good idea if sisters are not practice partners in Taekwondo.
[From what I can tell, if someone you don’t really know accidentally hurts you, then it was an accident; if your sister does it, she’s probably been planning it for weeks 😉 ]