Number of courses required for a bachelor’s degree: 40
Number of final exams written by Sock Girl to obtain degree as of tonight: 40
Number of cervesas drank in celbration of terminar su examen español: 4
More specifically: (Bebí la cerveza cuatro para celebrar terminar mi examen español … or something to that effect… you really shouldn’t ask after 4 beer)
Amount of debt in obtaining said degree (presuming we pass Spanish): $0
Amount of time it took to complete: Feels like forever. Probably was in dog years.
How Muchacha del Calcetín (Sock Girl) is feeling right at the moment: Priceless
If any one is looking for me, I’m the sock that can’t wipe the silly grin off her face over here in the corner of Eastern Canada.
I think somebody needs to send a round of gold stars… or umbrella drinks… or somebody needs to pass me a gold medal and sing the national anthem or something. I’m just saying.