Spot the lie:
- There is a squirrel in my attic. And my kids want to keep it.
- Pot holes on my side-street were fixed within days of asking the city to fix them.
- I recently got an email from the chief of police.
- I was the last person to leave a bar last weekend, and the evening ended with my mother getting a black eye.
- I went out for a special coffee today and one of my companions wore no shoes to the café. She was not served.
- I practiced writing my name with my toes today. Just because.
laughing, as for a moment the shoes confused me. oh right! it’s not all about me.
while the pothole fixing sounds apocryphal to me, i’m going to guess the lie was the email from the police Chief. i somehow can’t imagine the city’s finest actually replying to email. but i would be delighted to have my cynicism rebutted.
Was it your mom’s black eye?
This list is great! You have to expand the stories in a later post.
I’m guessing the pothole fixing is the lie…though I hope it’s your mom’s eye!
Potholes on a side street fixed???? I don’t THINK so. LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE :^)